I'm talking about the Mini-Me level of midget.
I think I'd give it a good shot.
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No
I dunno why, i know its wrong but... :( no... Im too tall i fear i'll break them
there's one in my office
i would not.
Totally.
Though I'd be afraid of slitting it in half.
*splitting
of course!
You can spin the round on top of you....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
:D
:D
oh dear god
no
there's a girl about the size of mini-me living downstairs and FUCK YOU i've now got some mental images that i'd really rather be without
:)
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
picz plz
it's really amazing
she's like, up to my knees
:D
I wish I had a midget friend.
i wouldnt go so far as to call her my friend
although she did give me some chocolate once
that was very SWEET of her
isnt that
just because youre really tall?
they wouldn't be terribly well endowed though would they...
so you probably wouldn't even notice.
i was picturing
a female midget. A male one would be more difficult to spin. However.....
.
i think a guy would get more out of fucking a female midget, then a girl would get out of fucking a male midget.
WHY am i even typing.
^ this
ahh yeah.
i was typing so nobody else had to.
WHY do i keep opening this thread.
Boredom
and somehow they draw you in. Just like all the hate threads. Despite yourself you end up giggling madly at all the WWE stuff.
oh yes? where's that thread?
i clearly haven't been using my boredom to it's full potential.
It is in pretty much all the hate threads
but you have to wade through a lot of bile so it isn't really worth it. I'm trying to think of a nice thread to make but I'm a bit short on ideas so I may just try and organise my book shelves.
i was enjoying the hugging thread.
that has to be the first nice thread i've encountered in a while.
until giving midgets blowjobs came up half way through it. naturally.
We used to have them quite regularly at night
but the twee and whimsey got to a few people I think.
Don't midgets just have normal sized penises?
Do midgets have midget size penises?
What about pygmies?
They have huge penises. Maybe that's just relative to the rest of the bodies?
^I've heard this too
I've also heard that female midgets massively outnumber male ones, and they have these meet ups where the women fight over the men and then they have big orgies because they have big sex drives too apparently.
Not that the thought of it particularly interests me.
I don't think I'd want to do it with a lady midget.
Tripod baby
TRIPOD!
Wouldn't it be like
fucking an ugly child?
In which case probably not.
yeah, i'd rather fuck a pretty kid too
Not again, no
i saw a female goth midget in camden town sainsburys yesterday
i've also seen a male goth midget around camden town. maybe should they try and make goth midget babies?
i do pretty much all the time :D
yeah
http://www.beer-powered.com/pics/midget-porn.jpg
:D
Is that Mr. Motivator?
You've got to admire the way his cock is just slung over her shoulder...
what if you were in love with a midget AND a little person
and you preferred the midget personality wise, but the little person is better looking.
who do you fuck?
If they were hot, yes.
Probably unlikely then.
I do like shorter females though.
i.e. children (joke)
please keep posting
(joke)
i think its about time this was resposted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=953QO6oQOXc
This:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyvzfgxY0kc
part 11 is alot better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HbP5q3-YDU&feature=related
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Funniest thing EVER!
BIG MAN!
Thank you for showing me this
It's amazing!
Wow I've never seen this, so funny
Not midget related, but R Kelly related:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9USqGsV9gk8
Oops try this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmBRBUZ7UWc
'Drip drip drip'
Oh this is not good for me.
Now they know I'm not working - unless arranging flights has a comedy element to it!
:)
...
You'll never feel
Quite the same
When you get a whiff
Of my Hershey's stains
Drip drip drip is the best bit though.
If I get caught watching videos anytime between 11 and 3 I claim I'm on my lunch break.
You could say you're on a 'Liquid lunch'
:)
Now was that really necessary?
I still laughed though.
It is if you're a 12yr old girl and R Kelley's in the room
Then it's fun times all round!
:)
Bring your rain coat!
Sadly I am not 12 any more
Although if we get the 'Penis Monkey' onto the back of the raincoat we may be onto something?
Hmmmm do you really think there's a market for that?
Besides inside-outside, who's going to buy it?
12yr olds in a room with R Kelley?
no.fucking.way.
WHAT ABOUT 2 MIDGETS STRAPPED TOGETHER?
twice as nice
youve gone bad
it would be the sexual equivalent of in brass eye
when he questions 3 5year olds about drugs instead of 1 15yr old!
the only thing ive seen in brasseye
is the paedo bit
"this keyboard actually smells funny"
Come on Andy they're just like children.
no.fucking.way.
Quite literally no fucking then..
..what's with the "way" though.
dunnnorrr
Any excuse to plug Freaks (no pun)
http://history.sandiego.edu/gen/filmnotes/images/freaks02.jpg
I'd probably not. My cut off if 4ft.
wow you lot really are quite horrid
I suppose its in an ironic way.
being horrid is ok, as long as its ironic
postmodernism is the bully's best friend
^ a joke
would you fuck a paraplegic?
thats the question.
im thinking a torso basically
no
what exactly is this trying to prove?
It dosnt reflect very well on this site. It might be dark ironic humour, and we might all seriously consider our own predjudices, or not, from time to time, discussing things with close freinds, but imagine what a newcomer or newspaper columnist would think reading this thread.
Liberation from convention and censorship, sure, but this is just purile.
yes i apologise
paraplegia was perhaps a step too far!!
you shouldve seen what i wrote before abandoning reply!
it couldve stripped the skin off an elderly nun at 20 paces
lighten up a bit
no
Although I could, and I dont suggest that anyone on here is actually predjudiced.
However the casual acceptance that these are just throwaway words that dont make a difference is wrong and needs to be changed.
Obviously the subject can be discussed but the tone of this is not good.
'lets have a light hearted thread about midgets?'
This is not 'in private' these boards are public.
How fucking ashamed would you feel if you realised that there was a midget reading this now, someone who is well aware of the general consensus of 'popular humour' someone who might have endured countelss taunts during adolescence, someone who has to contemplate whether to 'stick' to like, or to risk being an object of fetish with people who may talk in a similar fashion to this. Hopefully (as with everyone) they will find someone who loves them who is right for them.
If you have to have light hearted offensive banter it would make you all look far less ugly if you picked on targets bigger than yourself. Powerful people who are bullys deserve it, why even risk upsetting someone, who has almost certainly encountered many cruel remarks previously.
Sorry I sound offensive and patronising myself
Its wrong that I even feel I have to talk about it.
All people have fucking feelings you know. All have the same range of emotions.
I take your point
I think it is just a matter of context and I tend to see this board as pretty much open to anything.
I have read things on here which I have found pretty offensive and unthinking in relation to things I have personally experienced, but I would rather have that than a more restrained board.
^
paraplegic
beat me to the
punch.
This guy had kids
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/482080477_59e26914fd.jpg
somebody went there.
oh my god
pictures of his kids?
who the fuck was desperate enough to screw him? he looks like a sausage with a face
awesome stripy jumper though
he must shop at topman!
Another midget?
It's Prince Randian
and I didn't know but he apparently had 5 kids
http://www.thehumanmarvels.com/2006/06/prince-randian-human-caterpillar.html
He could roll and light a cigarette just using his mouth, it's in Freaks
fuck mate
nobody should roll a zut like that, it'll bum it
i can see how he was so popular with the ladies then
what else could he do with his mouth eh!
Decoupage
and darning. He was all about the arts and crafts.
I'm sure cunnylingoose was an option too.
This thread is not controversial
If it were you would be talking about the accepted physical norm and comparing it with the reality of relationships, how we can all grow attracted to people that we know are not conventially attractive, or you would be talking about the inner conflict of not going with someone because although attracted to their personality, humour, voice etc, you find yourself not fancying their body etc etc etc.
This thread contains nothing like this.
Why not just start a glib thread about racism or naziism (without meaning any harm). Because you'd get in the shit thats why.
I'm having a go here, although you might claim what business is it of me, cos otherwise no one else seems prepared to.
To be fair..
..if I was a midget (replace word with more suitable alternative) I'd probably be offended by this thread, especially concerning the people who said that they wouldn't.
this is true
If you said no..
..does that mean you wouldn't fuck a 3ft tall Scarlett Johansen (or insert other incredibly attractive female/male here).
i wouldnt do that, no
I suppose it could be a little strange..
..I'm open to the idea though.