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Well done, Deyn's agent

You have extended your client's reach and brand awareness potential. Very well done.

Now, get anyone outside the fashion industry and showbiz columns to give the first shit about her.


Haha

"What can Agyness Deyn NOT do??? She's like, the wonder woman of the fashion industry, and I guess wonder woman of the music industry now. =D"

Quite...


Who's Agyness Deyn?

I feel I've missed out on something


WHY IS SHE EVERYWHERE

she's not even that good a model.

She wont last.


Lol

please elaborate on what makes a 'good model'?


my god

that's awful


Blue Steel.

!


and I thought Kate Moss

trying to sing was, well, unecessary... Ok so it's not that bad, but she's definitely proving that she's got one up on Kate - a whole song!


She's hot

but this song is utter shit.


this song strikes me

as the product of a load of yes men blowing smoke up her arse after one line of cocaine too many at some fashionista party - "Yes Agyness you've got a great voice and you're an amazing song writer, you should go for it!" The song isn't great and her vocal range is limited. She's best off sticking to modelling nu rave fashion.


...

Autotune!


so, so much

best bit is that i auditioned to play bass in this band when i was 17. their only criticism of my playing was that my basslines changed throughout the songs. cos i was making them up as i went along as i'd not heard them before.


i guess this officially does mean

that she's a better musician than me?


Sounds like

I can't stand losing you, I keep expecting Sting to pop out.


I can't stand losing you

is way better than this!


clearly


I only found out

who she was this afternoon. I thought an Agyness Deyn was some Scottish phrase for an STD, or something like that.

It's just the kind of song that does nothing, isn't it? I can't even remember how it goes.


Also...

"omg!!
i love her
not only can she model like crazy,
she sings?!!?
lol
just plain awesome agyness"

model like crazy? i don't even know where to begin!


Let's be fair to the lass.

Her voice is a far sight better/more interesting than the guy in the band...


she grew like 5 minutes away from where i did!!!

i've had chips from the chippy where she used to work... WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


erm...

*grew up(?)

...(or maybe she was grown; who knows?)


Were they scrawny

and totally lacking in taste and vitality?


This is what I said earlier about this cunt

"Her dress sense is a lack. It lacks style or sense. However, it is not anti-style or a reaction to fashion. It is just nothing. But, worse than nothing, because it costs money. It epitomises absence and vacancy, but not absence and vacancy in a positive way: It is not 'Pretty Vacant'.

Her hair has been cut by a blind monkey using its feet and who is in a bad mood. The most stupid and inhumane fashion fad of recent times is the expensive haircut that is deliberately made to look "messy".

Her affectation in her voice, the preposterous exaggeration of her real accent, continues the dumb, insulting fad used by Kate Nash, Lily Allen and others.

She is not "face of a generation"; she is face of detached, embittered, retarded, drug-addled publicists and promoters who have completely irradicated from their minds any concept of style, of beauty, of art, of humanity, of revolution, of relevance, of sanity."

The "song" is also a lack, and, thus, suits her.


pardon me

But who the fuck takes fashion that seriously? It's fashion..so by definition it's vacuous, dishonest and talentless.

Firstly, did you know her before she was famous? Did she sound like she was from leafy Surrey? I doubt it. Secondly, she's probably quite proud of where she's from. It gives her a sense of authenticity. People adjust them to suit the situation they're in. I have no problem with Kate Nash or Lily Allen doing the same thing. I hear kids on buses everyday who are clearly putting on an accent to assert themselves and no one has a problem with them. I don't understand why anyone has a problem with this. It's so petty.

Deyn is the first model I have ever been interested in and long before she was in any tabloids. She's stunningly beautiful but also does a lot of things not to be (wearing god-awful clothes, short choppy hair) and therefore is ridiculous. If she sticks around, she definitely has the potential to break some boundaries. Her and Lily Cole. Who is also great.

Doesn't it go something like "don't hate the player, hate the game"?


also

the song is a bit crap


lol

forget the bit i said about breaking boundaries. TWAT.


Does anyone else think that

Agnes Deyn is like, not that hot?

She looks like Yazz ffs.


How attractive she is is impossible to determine because

1) She dresses like shit
2) She has shit hair
3) She is a vacuous, dishonest, talentless twat
4)


I was hoping this was a joke

but it sadly sounds as though it'll be the kind of crap for Radio 1's "soundtrack to the summer", completely inescapable. Maybe she's one of the TBAs for Glasto...that's a horrible thought.


She goes out with Josh Hubbard

from The Paddingtons.
Maybe it's one of their cast-offs?


wow

that was way more terrible than i thought possible


She's evil

I can tell.

Don't trust her.

It's a hunch.

All models are evil.

END>


I aint too sure about the single...

...But I'd like it if she put her hand in my trousers.


It's the new Roxette!!!

Only worse. Much much worse.


who's Roxette.

Why am I shit?


P.s.

Take your glasses off, you pike eyed gimp.


Before your time, my boy.

P.s. I'm not wearing them now.

And perhaps you should think about accessorizing too. Mr Potato Head just doesn't look the same without his specs and moustache.


lol

well done. Two finger pat on the back

P.s. That picture is definately being changed. You should consider doing the same, Paint By Numbers Top Shop Node.


What's actually surprising is that she looks very uncomfortablee

on moving film and on stills, is a natural.
No movie star will she be.

Kind of unnecessary, really - and as for the comments that she is the face of a generation? Soz - we saw this back in 1989 guys - well I did...

Anyway, I like her look and work but think that this isn't her best area of expertise.





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