i have been saying this for months. my sister plays it all the time, and it's one of the few songs that actually makes me want to claw my ears off :(
there was a full page article in last week's guardian guide dedicated solely to how awful this song is, which i enjoyed greatly.
the rantings of a man who "knows" he should dislike something, but doesn't know why so tries to justify it with a load of "worst song ever: fact" bullshit
basically, i don't think the song is THAT bad. It certainly aint that good, but seems to have been singled out because Nickelback are the least cool rock band ever. And because people hate what is popular
and he explains it pretty well, kroeger seems unsure of whether he is satirising the whole thing, in which case its fucking shit or whether hes talking about his life in which case its also fucking shit.
WOW rock is amazing innit, i've got a huge bathroom. Ah no, as time passed i gained an addiction to prescription drugs. BUMMER
It's your typical hollywood rock biopic, where the artist starts of great then descends into lowliness. And it aint groundbreaking, but it isn't trying to be. Nor is it trying to be some reflection on Kroeger's life, whatever that might be like. It's not like he has to BELIEVE what he's singing about for it to be a good song - people can play characters, or throw out unpersonal conjecture, as long as the song works by itself. That is, unless you're in Nickelback, where your every success will be torn apart regardless of it's qualities. Because you're Chad Kroeger, and "who the fuck would want to be you?" (c) The Guardian 2008
its a particularly bad song, and its fun to vent on it, but that article really isn't much good in its slagging oh the narrative voice, which i think you describe accurately. i expect better from peter robinson
nothing to do with the fact that it's nickelback... in fact, i actually sort of liked that 'how you remind me' song. *abandon credibility*
also, i have a feeling the article isn't supposed to be taken in complete seriousness. maybe.
I can't stand the lyrics. Its as if he is taking the piss out of us little people - people with no money, as if we would sell our souls to become anorexic junkie hooker rockstars with wads of cash. Now I wouldn't mind the money I'm just not hot on the rest of the lifestyle whether the song is satirical or not - I just want to state that I am NOT that sort of person even in my dreams.
Other than the fact that it is boring pap, Chad Kroeger's voice makes me want to kill every living organism ever.
But the worst thing is that he is attempting to satirise the modern lust for fame when every song they have ever produced is a cynical piece of middle-America pleasing, brainwashing sub-anything-remotely-decent nonsense.
a postmodern stab at chad's troubled life. musically its on par with anything released in the last 10 years and lyrically its tragicomically beautiful
plus the video is hot shit.
brings a tear to my eye
Worse than Limp Bizkit and Korn's "All In the Family"? (A song so bad it makes me wish man had never discovered the process of recording sound?). Worse than some BNP-inspired white power rock ballad? Worse than Gemini's entry to the Eurovision song contest a couple of years back?
No. It's not that bad. It's shit, I'll grant you. But it is not, by any stretch of the imagination, the worst song ever.
about how great he is and how everyone, deep down, wants to be him..well, mate if i ended up writing songs like that i'd rather stick to my comparatively mundane life..
it most definitely makes him look pathetic. I like his sweeping generalisations. I for one would not like to drive 15 cars, that's not good for the environment man! :P
when i saw adverts for this
and chad kroeger grinning at me from the front cover of kerrang in the co-op i began to worry about what year i was living in
.
it is an odd cover. i wonder how he felt with the sentence "how the hell did they become the uk's favourite band?"
a thing i don't understand about the song is when he sings about having the latest dictionaries. then says something like "zoom zoom" afterwards.
I believe it's 'today's "who's who"...
... I feel genuinely depressed by the fact that I knew that...
I'm somewhat surprised that Nickleback
are getting a second bite of the cherry.
Mannn you dont understand
u gots to have a drug dealer on speed dial and the hottest cars at the trendy bars.... then then it all makes sense
No, but
I'm sick of standing in line to clubs's I'll never get in. And I can't even play baseball in my bathroom.....
best ever song
rockstar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMnOMnSmzk0
erm.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz8aMrlkJuY
...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX03IKtulmo
...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5Af_Ivm9biE
prefer
jims voice
YES
i have been saying this for months. my sister plays it all the time, and it's one of the few songs that actually makes me want to claw my ears off :(
there was a full page article in last week's guardian guide dedicated solely to how awful this song is, which i enjoyed greatly.
LINK PLEASE
Thanks in advance amigo
My friend thought the lyrics were
"With the latest dictionary and some damned fine soup" instead of "with the latest dictionary of today's who's who". I prefer my friend's version..
Here it be:
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/02/how_bad_can_nickelback_be.html
^genius
"In summary, this song makes literally no sense and is the worst thing of all time."
^ "
Haha
Good article. I'll read more of his stuff
that article is fucking bollocks
the rantings of a man who "knows" he should dislike something, but doesn't know why so tries to justify it with a load of "worst song ever: fact" bullshit
basically, i don't think the song is THAT bad. It certainly aint that good, but seems to have been singled out because Nickelback are the least cool rock band ever. And because people hate what is popular
its fucking awful
and he explains it pretty well, kroeger seems unsure of whether he is satirising the whole thing, in which case its fucking shit or whether hes talking about his life in which case its also fucking shit.
it's a simple and very typical "rock as cautonary tale"
WOW rock is amazing innit, i've got a huge bathroom. Ah no, as time passed i gained an addiction to prescription drugs. BUMMER
It's your typical hollywood rock biopic, where the artist starts of great then descends into lowliness. And it aint groundbreaking, but it isn't trying to be. Nor is it trying to be some reflection on Kroeger's life, whatever that might be like. It's not like he has to BELIEVE what he's singing about for it to be a good song - people can play characters, or throw out unpersonal conjecture, as long as the song works by itself. That is, unless you're in Nickelback, where your every success will be torn apart regardless of it's qualities. Because you're Chad Kroeger, and "who the fuck would want to be you?" (c) The Guardian 2008
i have to agree
its a particularly bad song, and its fun to vent on it, but that article really isn't much good in its slagging oh the narrative voice, which i think you describe accurately. i expect better from peter robinson
well, i genuinely just think the song is awful
nothing to do with the fact that it's nickelback... in fact, i actually sort of liked that 'how you remind me' song. *abandon credibility*
also, i have a feeling the article isn't supposed to be taken in complete seriousness. maybe.
Total piece of shit
If you want a cheesy bombastic pop grunge song called Rock Star this is the one you want
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeMKQwIMBko
OH YES. You know the Nickelback song is bad when it makes Everclear look good.
big house five cars
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mkoQuWnJh64
That song is so 2000
that I had the biggest flash back of my life!
i just saw the footage of them doing it at glastonbury
thousands of dirty indie types bouncing about in the drizzle classic stuff
Drizzle for shizzle!
I apologise....
I really want to see them live
they look really good live
Yup Awful
I can't stand the lyrics. Its as if he is taking the piss out of us little people - people with no money, as if we would sell our souls to become anorexic junkie hooker rockstars with wads of cash. Now I wouldn't mind the money I'm just not hot on the rest of the lifestyle whether the song is satirical or not - I just want to state that I am NOT that sort of person even in my dreams.
DRIVING
FIFTEEN CARS
i've emailed this to The Daily Mail
BIG NEWS!
In total agrrement! This song fucking sucks!
Strangely enough I e-mailed a friend yesterday to vent my anger at this song.
I fucking cannot stand nickelback.
I've avoided it
Nothing can beat Hey There Delilah for worst ever song.
Rockstar did it
some how
how can a man reall be happy when at the end of the day, hes still chad kroeger?
best line
i was on a train last week
and there were three little girls variously aged between about 6 and 8 all singing it...it was a low point
Be honest, though...
... Wouldn't we all love to hire eight bodyguards who love to beat up assholes?
Hmm.... maybe not. You're right - worst song ever!
Goodbye, sir.
"I dont mind Silver Side Up but jesus."
The worst line in the song is
"I'll even cut my hair and change my name", like changing your name is someone on par with getting a haircut.
Scouting for Girls - Elvis Aint Dead
is the worst song ever...... ACTUALLY!
.............. And anything by Kate Nash.
Says "grouchland"
;)
*DiS pedictable thread alert.*
Yes it's terrible, move on, never listen to it again.
*predictable
^ agreed
There are much worse songs out there. It really isn't that bad.
i hate it
Other than the fact that it is boring pap, Chad Kroeger's voice makes me want to kill every living organism ever.
But the worst thing is that he is attempting to satirise the modern lust for fame when every song they have ever produced is a cynical piece of middle-America pleasing, brainwashing sub-anything-remotely-decent nonsense.
This man has featured on Cribs, lest we forget.
i think its brilliant
a postmodern stab at chad's troubled life. musically its on par with anything released in the last 10 years and lyrically its tragicomically beautiful
plus the video is hot shit.
brings a tear to my eye
not
I wouldn't say...
that it was the worst song ever, but it is piss-poor and I can't understand why anyone would like it.
Really? Worst song ever?
Worse than Limp Bizkit and Korn's "All In the Family"? (A song so bad it makes me wish man had never discovered the process of recording sound?). Worse than some BNP-inspired white power rock ballad? Worse than Gemini's entry to the Eurovision song contest a couple of years back?
No. It's not that bad. It's shit, I'll grant you. But it is not, by any stretch of the imagination, the worst song ever.
It is essentially a song
about how great he is and how everyone, deep down, wants to be him..well, mate if i ended up writing songs like that i'd rather stick to my comparatively mundane life..
my main gripe
is the little gremlin type voice that pops up every now and then asking "so how you gonna do it?" .... just awful.
I thought it was more like
'look how pathetic I am! I even changed my name [to KROEGER no less] in order to get this long list of crap. And I am no happier for it.'
Analysing awful songs at work is bad.
oh, yes
it most definitely makes him look pathetic. I like his sweeping generalisations. I for one would not like to drive 15 cars, that's not good for the environment man! :P