like counting bits of paper...
- Features: * Win a Rock n Roll Weekender to Jack Daniel’s Birthday JD Set in Tennessee
- Features: * Reading/Leeds: Day Three report
- Features: * Reading & Leeds 2008: all of our content compiled
- Features: * In Photos: Foals at Reading Festival
- Features: * Homefires at Field Day 2008
- Features: * Green Man 2008: DiS's festival highs (and lows)
- Features: * Reading/Leeds: what our writers thought
- Features: * Reading/Leeds: what the photographers snapped
- Features: * In Photos: Crystal Castles at Reading and Leeds
- Features: * Reading/Leeds: Day Two report
- Features: * Reading/Leeds: Day One Report
- Features: * Preview: Reading & Leeds 2008
- Features: * Field Day 2008: DiS's highlights
- Features: * Storas Festival 2008: the DiS review
- Features: * Summer Sundae Weekender: DiS's highlights
- * The Spinto Band @ Cambridge The Soul Tree, 8/09
- * Gemma Hayes @ London Union Chapel, 8/09
- * American Music Club @ Bristol Thekla Social, 9/09
- * Glasvegas @ Glasgow Barfly, 9/09
- * To The Bones @ London Notting Hill Arts Club, 10/09
- * Katy Perry @ London Monto Water Rats, 10/09
- * Crystal Castles @ Bristol Thekla Social, 10/09
- * Mark Kozelek @ Brighton Audio, 10/09
- * Bon Iver @ London Shepherds Bush Empire, 11/09
- * American Music Club @ London Bush Hall, 11/09
- * Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin @ London Borderline, 11/09
- * Plans and Apologies, Jeffrey Lewis, The Atoms @ Derby The Royal, 12/09
- * Guided Missile @ London Buffalo Bar, 13/09
- * Videocrash @ London Koko, 13/09
- * Jeffrey Lewis @ Sheffield Plug, 13/09
- News: * More acts line-up for Nail The Cross
- News: * ATP's Nightmare grows: new additions to December festival
- News: * (Not) Louder Than Bombs: Reading sound levels
- News: * Slipknot not playing Reading & Leeds
- News: * WIN! Tickets to the End Of The Road Festival
- News: * Download-centric: Green Man Festival times to keep
- News: * The Falls Festival: Aussie bash announces bill
- News: * These New Puritans, Archie Bronson Outfit and more for Nail The Cross
- News: * Green Man Festival: get full stage times here
- News: * WIN! Tickets to La Route Du Rock festival in France
- News: * UPDATED: Downloadable Field Day stage times HERE
- News: * Mystery Jets pull further festival appearances
- News: * TV On The Radio, Errors and more announced for DiS partnered London festival
- News: * ATP confirms Nightmare Before Christmas additions
- News: * Mystery Jets cancel festival appearances
- Board_threads: * Is this a good name for a band?
- Board_threads: * Who has the best band logo?
- Board_threads: * essex bands/djs?
- Board_threads: * Noel Gallagher attacked onstage...
- Board_threads: * This Town Needs Guns + Jonquil tour dates
- Board_threads: * TV on the Radio new album leaked
- Board_threads: * Does anyone prefer New Order to Joy Division?
- Board_threads: * I think I've just heard the worst song ever
- Board_threads: * acousticfest annual gig for peace for world peace day
- Board_threads: * I'm pretty much obsessed with the Glasvegas album
- Board_threads: * Manchester Drummers - I know you exist
- Board_threads: * Camera Obscura etc
- Board_threads: * Benicassim in Review
- Board_threads: * Digitalism, Astoria
- Board_threads: * What is the best album ever made
Throwing out Sainsbury's rotten fruit into
a waste compacter with about 3 months of rubish in it. My punishment for turning up late and still drunk
Fitting children's shoes
especially when your manager decides to give out balloons, which the children amusingly use to 'bash' you on the head.
needle threading
flying a 747 in heavy turbulence
i assume
you shouldn't make assumptions
they might come back to haunt you
Journalism
Im-fucking-possible
yes, you are very possible, so possible infact that i believe you are
nah
It's easy. Just don't breathe on any interviewees...
I thought all journalists
were constantly drunk anyway?
anything that involves moving or talking.
but not giving or receiving?
theme park ride tester
fgdgdfdf
dfg
Teaching
but then teaching is crap even when you are feeling fine
Milking a cow
Driving a tractor
Call Centre Work
Bus Driver
Policeman
God
Prime Minister
Dustbin Man
Soldier
Crash Test Dummy
Nuclear Power Plant Worker Person
A driller of roads and big holes
Trained Assasain
Driving a submarine (do you drive or steer?)
Deep sea diver
Ghostbuster
Loing distance lorry driver
F1 driver
The two best jobs are:
Beer (or any alcoholic beverage) taster.
Milkman.
arf
i once got pulled up for still being drunk in the morning when working at a call centre. it was brilliant. Apparently they'd been listening to my calls for half an hour trying not to laugh.
somerfield baker.
the tomato and basil rolls sorted me out, but just cooking the cheese and onion ones reminded me i'd only had two hours sleep and i still smelled like dark rum.
Can you actually get a job as a beer taster?
I guess you must
totally agree
working in a bakery hungover sucks!!!
Moving house, painting walls,
and mowing the lawn.
anything involving supermarkets
you can actually go in without a hangover and come out feeling like you injected something into your eyeballs the previous night.
Mechanical drill operator
Filling the petrol tank
it made me Gip!
Saudi Arabian Vice & Virtue Police Officer
working in soft play area
with hyperactivte kids there
The only good job to do while hung over
involves sitting on the toilet and emptying your bowels.