this is the title of the email i continue to receive from truprint, because i havent replied to their email offer of a free camera film.
yes, i'm ok. thanks.
- Features: * Green Man 2008: DiS's festival highs (and lows)
- Features: * Reading/Leeds: what our writers thought
- Features: * Reading/Leeds: what the photographers snapped
- Features: * Reading/Leeds: Day Two report
- Features: * Reading/Leeds: Day One Report
- Features: * Preview: Reading & Leeds 2008
- Features: * Field Day 2008: DiS's highlights
- Features: * Storas Festival 2008: the DiS review
- Features: * Summer Sundae Weekender: DiS's highlights
- Features: * Green Man 2008: DiS's five festival picks
- Features: * In Photos: DiS Stage @ Summer Sundae Weekender
- Features: * Green Man 2008: Q&A with festival founder
- Features: * The Weekly DiScussion: the best festivals EVER
- Features: * Pohoda Festival 2008: the DiS review
- Features: * Slottsfjell 2008: the DiS review
- * DiScover Club @ RoTa @ London Notting Hill Arts Club, 30/08
- * Future Of The Left, Working For A Nuclear Free City, Dinosaur Pile-Up @ Sheffield The Harley, 30/08
- * Santogold @ London Koko, 3/09
- * Hercules & Love Affair @ London Koko, 4/09
- * American Music Club @ Bristol Thekla Social, 9/09
- * Bon Iver @ London Shepherds Bush Empire, 11/09
- * American Music Club @ London Bush Hall, 11/09
- * Plans and Apologies, Jeffrey Lewis, The Atoms @ Derby The Royal, 12/09
- * Guided Missile @ London Buffalo Bar, 13/09
- * American Music Club @ Cambridge Barfly at The Graduate, 15/09
- * Club AC30 @ London King's Cross Scala, 16/09
- * Adrian Orange, Sparky Deathcap @ London Cafe Otto, 16/09
- * American Music Club @ Winchester Railway Inn, 16/09
- * Andrew W.K. @ London Madame Jo Jos, 19/09
- * Rolo Tomassi, DiS DJs, The Ghost Frequency, Mirror Mirror @ London Old Blue Last, 22/09
- News: * (Not) Louder Than Bombs: Reading sound levels
- News: * In Photos: Crystal Castles at Reading and Leeds
- News: * Slipknot not playing Reading & Leeds
- News: * WIN! Tickets to the End Of The Road Festival
- News: * Download-centric: Green Man Festival times to keep
- News: * The Falls Festival: Aussie bash announces bill
- News: * These New Puritans, Archie Bronson Outfit and more for Nail The Cross
- News: * Green Man Festival: get full stage times here
- News: * WIN! Tickets to La Route Du Rock festival in France
- News: * UPDATED: Downloadable Field Day stage times HERE
- News: * Mystery Jets pull further festival appearances
- News: * TV On The Radio, Errors and more announced for DiS partnered London festival
- News: * ATP confirms Nightmare Before Christmas additions
- News: * Mystery Jets cancel festival appearances
- News: * WIN! Tickets to the DiS-sponsored Green Man Festival - last day!
- Board_threads: * P Diddy being a bigger t**t than normal.
- Board_threads: * Recommend me some earphones
- Board_threads: * Pitchfork review of Dan le Sac VS Scroobius Pip
- Board_threads: * has there been a thread about Andrew WK?
- Board_threads: * Has it become cool to like hardcore?
- Board_threads: * Do you listen to mostly 'merican bands?
- Board_threads: * Any thoughts on Reading 09?
- Board_threads: * Girls Aloud
- Board_threads: * BORIS
- Board_threads: * Worst Album Covers
- Board_threads: * The recommend a Youtube music video thread
- Board_threads: * The new Oasis single sounds like...
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- Board_threads: * Anyone know any good Polish or Turkish bands/musicians?
- Board_threads: * how strict is Amersham Arms?
Maybe reply and tell them that, rather than us?
not much of a thread is it?
Perhaps you should append that to ever one you start?
Men are so bad at communicating
but are you really ok?
deep inside?
how long have you got?
It's impolite not to reply
telling them that actually you're a bit panic-stricken whilst waiting for your STD results.
have i told you that story?
several times
It's a shame you're not called Eddie
Annie?
I was thikning more of Smooth Criminal type quotes for email titles
But as you were.
So was I. It's Annie. You dolt.
really?
well, you learn something every day, i always assumed it was Eddie too :(
He wants to know if Eddie is walking
and if Annie is OK.
I always assumed. Why he wants to know this has yet to be ascertained.
Really? Well blow me.
Not literally.
Cheers.
Here
MICHAEL JACKSON LYRICS
"Smooth Criminal"
As He Came Into The Window
It Was The Sound Of A
Crescendo
He Came Into Her Apartment
He Left The Bloodstains On
The Carpet
She Ran Underneath The Table
He Could See She Was Unable
So She Ran Into The Bedroom
She Was Struck Down, It Was
Her Doom
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok, Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok, Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok, Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok, Are You Ok, Annie
(Annie Are You Ok)
(Will You Tell Us That You're
Ok)
(There's A Sign In The
Window)
(That He Struck You-A
Crescendo Annie)
(He Came Into Your
Apartment)
(He Left The Bloodstains On
The Carpet)
(Then You Ran Into The
Bedroom)
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom)
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
You've Been Hit By
You've Been Hit By-
A Smooth Criminal
So They Came Into The
Outway
It Was Sunday-What A Black
Day
Mouth To Mouth Resus-
Citation
Sounding Heartbeats-
Intimidations
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
(Annie Are You Ok)
(Will You Tell Us That You're
Ok)
(There's A Sign In The
Window)
(That He Struck You-A
Crescendo Annie)
(He Came Into Your
Apartment)
(He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet)
(Then You Ran Into The
Bedroom)
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom)
(Annie Are You Ok)
(So, Annie Are You Ok)
(Are You Ok Annie)
(You've Been Hit By)
(You've Been Struck By-
A Smooth Criminal)
Okay, I Want Everybody To
Clear The Area Right Now!
Aaow!
(Annie Are You Ok)
I Don't Know!
(Will You Tell Us, That
You're Ok)
I Don't Know!
(There's A Sign In The
Window)
I Don't Know!
(That He Struck You-A
Crescendo Annie)
I Don't Know!
(He Came Into Your
Apartment)
I Don't Know!
(Left Bloodstains On The
Carpet)
I Don't Know Why Baby!
(Then You Ran Into The
Bedroom)
I Don't Know!
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom-Annie!)
(Annie Are You Ok)
Dad Gone It-Baby!
(Will You Tell Us, That
You're Ok)
Dad Gone It-Baby!
(There's A Sign In The
Window)
Dad Gone It-Baby!
(That He Struck You-A
Crescendo Annie)
Hoo! Hoo!
(He Came Into Your
Apartment)
Dad Gone It!
(Left Bloodstains On The
Carpet)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
(Then You Ran Into The
Bedroom)
Doggone It!
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom-Annie!)
Aaow!!!
my name is annie
and for the record, i'm ok
that was on the radio the other day
and funnily enough it reminded me of you.
Annie, told me,
xGet out of here, head for the sea
VODKA, SCOTCH AND LOADS OF BEER
<3
I would never forget our anniversary xx
Just reply with
Dear Truprint
Dan died six months ago in a hideous hairdryer-related incident. Kindly stop asking if he's OK, because each email you send brings up the pain of his curly-topped head being blown across my living room.
Kind regards
Girlfriend Of Dan
Dear Truprint
I found your missing 'e'.
Warmest wishes,
Sir Dan of Smeethshire.
I was running the e-mail newsletter campaigns for a charity before Christmas
Adn each month we'd get loads of really depressing e-mails saying how the person had died and then I had to go through and take them off the database.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
i got two emails from Tesco Diets this morning
they must've found out about the pancakes.
in my eagerness to become the greatest poker player in the world
i signed up to many stupid things and now my inbox gets about a dozen e-mails a day that promise to make me the greatest player ever :(
that's rather kind
danny are you ok,
are you ok,
are you ok danny
ASK ME ABOUT LOOM
i don't know why they
don't just send you an email titled "DAN!" every 3 seconds...
"Sir,
My name is Constable Arthur Peabody, and I represent the Dept. Unclassified Affairs at Scotland Yard. I am contacting you on the basis of your recent correspondance with Mr. Daniel [xxxxx], the last of which was received on [xx/xx/xxxx]. You may think it odd that I am privvy to this information; however, I must inform you that I am authorised to monitor the personal effects of this unfortunate young man, including his communications equipment. It is with reluctance that I must relate to you a series of events that I suspect you, or perhaps one of your colleagues may be able to help me with. It is now widely acknowledged than on [xx/xx/xxxx] the young man in question received, by post, a small package stamped with the postmark of your company, along with others from a number of countries in the darkest sections of the Orient; while we cannot say for sartain its contents, the man was noted to talk at length in a number of internet-medium conversations about a 'curious bas-relief,' apparently carved from a kind of obsidion-black soapstone. These 'forums' also noted a deep change in the man's character over the following weeks and months, relaying incidents of strange dreams of the ocean; an ancient city, shaped by terrifying non-euclidean lines; and a riverbed black with the corpses of dead fish. On the day of his last communication, he recounted a number of incidents of perceiving being monitored by 'surly gentlemen with a foreign look from dark porches and awnings.'
Sir, I must inform you that this man is now missing, and you may be the only source of aid to him. Whatever fate has befallen this youngster, I implore you to co-operate in any possible way, and, especially, to disregard any telegrams you may recieve from anyone claiming to be, or to be related to, a character known as 'meths,' under warning of the more dire consequences.
Sincerely,
Arthur Curwin Peabody"
:D
also :)
lovecraft ftw
:D
Post of the day, and it's only 11am.
just tell them
"nothing's wrong" it seems to work for me.