I fancy her. I'm not sure I'm supposed to.
Help me out here.
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attractive woman. happy nature. scottish accent.
nothing not to like.
something along the lines of this
But she looks like shes tried to look like a nerd
but i still fancy her.
Cool!
She looks like Little Mo
would you rather
kick her
or
do her?
Who, Little Mo?
Neither, as long as she doesn't hit me with an iron.
YOU DISGUSTING SEXIST PIGFUCK MISOGYNIST
just wait til Sean gets hold of you
She's pretty
seems pretty bright and has a Scottish accent. I'd say it's all good.
though not so much tonight
she seems to be entering a Su Pollard lookalike contest...
Why do people like the scottish accent so much?
This is a good thing for me, I guess. Its now my duty to exaggerate it around people who might be impressed.
It's more
that men seem to like women with a scottish accent so it won't do you much good young josh.
I don't get this ^
personally I think that the stronger a Scottish accent a woman has, the more unattractive she becomes.
a bit of a Scottish accent is fine I'm sure, but a woman going "eh nae bother pal" is a bit ick, no?
Yes.
I really really really detest the thick Glaswegian accent on a woman.
In fact I detest it full stop.
"see you jimmy, wit ye sayin' ya wee prick, i'll knock six shades o' shite intae ye, ye wee bassa!"
not exactly the most sexy of accents
we Scots possess!
I haven't noticed
I'm too busy being besotted with Lauren.
phil's landed himself
one sexy team this week
she's one of my musical heroes
HEPBURN
That's real Riotgrrrl right there.
: )
The Hepburn girl
rents my friends annex! woohoo.
is that a euphemism?
I always have a sexy team
And I'm called Phil, leader of team sexy.
just wait until you get a bit more famous
i'm sure she'll climb inside your butt like with every other credible vaguely indie celeb she gets near to
Lauren Laverne - the 21st Century Psrky
*Parky
pfft
nah
because if I ever meet her I'm going to be wearing one of my Kenickie t-shirts, and she will hate me for it.
NO WAY
she'd absolutely cream herself
I don't think she embraces the fact that she was in the Best British Band of the 90s
strange as that may seem. She never talks about it on telly.
it's just coyness
i bet she's been waiting all these years for somebody to bring up the topic. I think you could be that person..
I have every Kenickie release on CD single/vinyl
And I'm making her sign each and every one.
Thanks for the pep talk.
I like how it's not the celeb status, but the indie-rating she goes for.
like She wouldnt bother with madonna, but if she got a bowl cut and wore brogues, lavern would be ALL OVER HER.
but BUT
then you listen to kenickie and the live recordings, and you hear how funny she actually is and all that shitty bit goes away.
i was well disappointed
when they didn't quote a kenickie line in the lyrics round!
Hepburn were awesome
I quit
I quit
coz loving youssss a job i dont need.
<3
^groupie
just coz you met them and they signed your Smash Hits
It wasn't Smash Hits
it was a CD (H)
One of them went on to be in a Geri Halliwell video and is now a policewoman.
that's the one who was on the show!
Also, for what it's worth, KT Tunstall is a beautiful woman.
BUGS ON THE WINDSCREEEEEEEN!
like B*witched but with edge and no denim
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f6/Hepburn_album.jpg/220px-Hepburn_album.jpg
yeah.
what was their other single? they had some good hooks.
Yeah, you're right. I would.
Oh, that says "hooks".
^That was a HILARIOUS JOKE, PEOPLE
I'm not really sexist! It was all a hilarious joke! I'm wearing make up! I'm not a sexist!
tell us about this make up
Just eyeliner now
but i'm currently phasing in maybe some eye shadow and very possibly lipstick, occasionally. Considering getting my ears pierced and wearing big dangly earrings. Also wearing lots more jewelery. It's all part of my "i've decided to dress a bit more like a girl, now, because i don't suit men's clothes" programme.
N.B i don't need mascara or foundation cos i've got great eyelashes and brilliant skin.
Although of course, it's just a subsidiary of the "EVERYONE LOOK AT ME!" Programme.
do you apply this all yourself?
if so i'm hugely impressed.
Yeah
but i'm not really sure about the stuff besides eyeliner. Not sure whether it looks good or not yet.
Dressing up is fun.
pics plz big boi
;)
ugh gareth you're such a gayer
you better not hit on me when we meet...cause I won't be able to say no :(
that was the worst chat up line ever
:(
please don't dress like a drag queen.
Nah
I don't look womanly. I'm going for david bowie/morrissey/freddie mercury/robert smith.
Basically a camp 80s icon.
david bowie, yes.
I'm going to try and be more emo.
Tighter jeans?
Is that even possible?
nah, just more hair
i thought you were trying your hand at
twee?
No, I just found myself enjoying the Los Camp album
and Beat Happening a little too much. I'M HARDCORE. I HAVE TO BE ROCK. I AM A SMALL MAN, THEREFORE I MUST LIKE LOUD ANGRY MUSIC.
i think your are fairly tall :S
OOOOOOH you meant THAT kind of small ;) Gotcha.
since when has 5'8 been tall
I'm way weedy too.
5'8 Club! Sign here!
X.
I fucking hate 5'8. it's such a crap height to be.
with or without Heels?
5'10 in my cowboy boots.
X
It's especially embarassing when your girlfriend is bigger than you.
she looks like a potato
I've just noticed
she looks a bit like my ex that's just not on!
Do you think Lauren and KT both said can I sit next to the fat bloke rather than the Hobbit?
I was quite made up to see hepburn
Im rather ashamed by that
What is it with attractive women going on Buzzcocks wearing glasses
thus making themselves look unattractive? :(
Lily Allen looked hot
i presume, then
that her glasses were so big they obscured her entire face and had a picture of gael garcia bernal bluetacked to the lens
* more attractive
shes sweet
but she reminds me very much of a friend/significant other's mum who tries way too hard to be "fun" and "cool" type
oh
and despite her down-to-earth humility and demeanour, she has a unpleasantly inflated idea of her own self-worth
self-worth?
just worth, i think
Oh god
Now that little miss jocelyn program is on and i can't be bothered to go across the room to get the remote. And you thought little britain was unfunny.
i give you 5 minutes
3/5 of the Hepburn line up were amazingly attractive
Lauren Laverne is attractive and funny. KT Tunstall is attractive, yet seems determined to hide it.
Also, pretty good Buzzcocks. The reverend and the makers guy is fucking huge. Nice hair too. And fairly funny. Shame his music sucks major arse.
but..but..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/vicarofdibley/wallpaper/images/640/hugo_alice.jpg
Lauren Laverne ^
I don't understand it at all. I must have weird taste.
Saying that, i missed it this week :(
she might have looked super duper fine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aGsaQMvFN4 <-----LOL
"and next on BBC2 the eagerly anticpated 2nd series of Little Miss Joceyn"
and 5million people change channel.
I'm still watching
I have this compulsion where I have to watch/listen to things that I find terrible.
Wow
That was horrendous.
I haven't watched
NMTB since about 2002, when that greasy haired twat was on.
Fuck, its now well good. Although the snob in me says its gone more downmarket. And I don't like Bill Bailey that much.
Lamarr?
Lamarr was fucking great. Vitriolic and nasty.
nah
when I see the repeats nowadays I just think he's a cunt. Simon Amstell is much better.
This
is undeniably true. Lamarr started out alright but I didn't watch it for ages before Amstell took over. Popworld with him and Miquita was godlike. Sadly I forgot about Buzzcocks tonight A-FUCKING-GAIN.
BBC iPlayer!
Or just check YouTube i guess.
BADGERS!
When Bailey's not doing all that 'kooky' rubbish, i quite like him.
He's from Keynsham
(y)
my dad was telling me this the other day
and then he told me how he turns the christmas lights on in some shitty village which i can't remember anymore.
I once helped his Mum
find a book in the library. Boy did I have a spring in my step that afternoon.
^ yes
I haven't watched
NMTB since about 2002, when that greasy haired twat was on.
Fuck, its now well good. Although the snob in me says its gone more downmarket. And I don't like Bill Bailey that much.
nah
mark Lamaar was well good.
Mark lamaar was good before he got bored
Then his heart just wasn't in it anymore and he needed to go
^ this
mark lamarr is the greatest person ever
damn I missed it
love KT, pretty woman as well.
bbc iplayer ftw
and the bbc tends to repeat most things twice these days anyway