and straight, doesn't mean i can't imagine what having sex with a woman would be like. and so my opinion is thus - WINEHOUSE WOULD BLATANTLY BE FUCKING SHIT IN BED!
saying it in a resigned way would represent a great level of enthusiasm than i'm able to engender in someone who's more or less paralytic ... and disgusting.
I saw her the other night on a repear of jools hollands hootenanny. She was doing cover with Paul Weller, and it was one of the worst things my ears have ever been exposed to.
I'd prefer a woman who would be 'filth' but you wouldn't be able to tell without getting that far rather than some trotter who is all sex on the outside.
I find her quite
attractive. And she's drunk.
I vote no.
Unless she keeps her bloody mouth shut.
I think she's
a nob.
Yeah I would.
even tho she is a bit rough init
that's not answering the question though is it
for the record, my answer is "ewww, no!"
i'm not related to her
so that's a resounding thumbs up
as this is a music site...
her singing voice sounds absolutely amazing on her new album.
But I wouldn't touch her with an 12 inch pole. Which just so happens to be...
i think she'd be rubbish in bed.
she'd be too fucked to do anything.
you do know she's a girl, right?
yes but i can be objective or whatever
women
who get involved with the whole sex thing are pretty rare, in my experience. they're like gold dust. i don't think your criticism is valid :p
HEY just because i'm a woman
and straight, doesn't mean i can't imagine what having sex with a woman would be like. and so my opinion is thus - WINEHOUSE WOULD BLATANTLY BE FUCKING SHIT IN BED!
yeah
me too ... i often imagine what have sex with a woman would be like.
but, i've only ever been with one lady who felt obliged to "do anything" ... so leave her alone.
'do anything' = blowjob?
rubbish
erm, i'm not sure what you're saying
but actually, i'd excluded blowjobs from the equation ... does that let all my ex-girlfriends off the hook?
no cos now i'm confused.
most
girls i've been with seem to be content to lie there like a bloody futon. can't say i blame them....
One girl I went to bed with once
got undressed and then said 'go on, stick it in me then'.
It wasn't much of a turn-on, I can say!
oh, what i'd do
for a girl to say that to me. most of them are too drunk to speak, these days ..... there is no escape but the tomb.
It was more the resigned way she said it
like it was a chore.
She was happy enough to come home with me.
wow. maybe she's never had good sex.
or that turned her on. weird.
even
saying it in a resigned way would represent a great level of enthusiasm than i'm able to engender in someone who's more or less paralytic ... and disgusting.
Simple solution:
Pull a hot model who's horny as hell.
Easy!
still. if she's like a plank of wood
what's the point? you'd probably have more fun with some butter and a porno.
my point originally
was that a depressingly large number of women are like planks of wood... not you, though .. i imagine ... every night.
ha!
yeah
but you were raving about that mass-produced Nuts bint from Girls Aloud, so what the hell do you know?!?!
right. you be quiet.
why don't you just get a real doll?
it'll probably have more personality ;o)
what makes you think i don't have one already?
should I ask?
should I not?
are you responding to me or sarky?
where is she?
Will I get there in time?
Would i what?
Puke when the vile combination of looks and aural aids come into play? Yes. Yes i would.
I SAW HER ON THE TUBE AND THOUGHT SHE WAS A MAN
big fat no
you're a girl
I can disregard you opinion and continue on my crusade. In this case.
Why?
I can still tell when a pretty grrrrl is pretty without wanting to sex them, honest.
Its just me not wanting to accept you're right
fact is: i think she's really attractive and I don't know why. I love her smoky voice, probably doesn't help.
Voice: hot
Face: not
But each to their own, i'm sure i can think of many men that i could consider attractive that no one else would :(
Like Robbie?
LOLZ.
(I only jest, he's a very pretty young man)
Aww <3
(yes like robbie. He's also going to read this. <333333333)
you also forget
I'm hilariously easy yet simultaneously non conventional.
huh?
it makes sense
and i cant think how else to put it.
she hasn't even got a good voice
well i don't like it anyway.
I saw her the other night on a repear of jools hollands hootenanny. She was doing cover with Paul Weller, and it was one of the worst things my ears have ever been exposed to.
I saw that..
i didn't like the actual song with Weller, but thought her voice was surprisingly good.
lesbo
mmm
http://www.jewtastic.com/wp-content/uploads/amywinehouse8.jpg
see she is quite hott.
i genuinely think she's gorgeous
much much nicer than air-brushed bimbettes or Keira ironing board whatsherface.
:O
You'd choose her over Keira Knightley? Less competition, i suppose. *looks at you like you're a CRAZY MAN!*
yeah
keira looks dull
I think you'd break her
she looks like she's made of china.
are you saying I'm fat?
no, I was talking about your dog
I don't like the airbrushed look
but cannot see the appeal with ms winehouse.
She looks like she'd be right mardy whilst sexing too.
do you often browse jewtastic?
erm
oops.
She is pure filth...
yes.
that's exactly what I'm getting it
it's the 'ohhhh you're filthy..yet ploughable' style of attractiveness.
Like Lily Allen....
I look at her and think, 'Ypu are not attractive, yet I would love to shag you rotten'.
yet winehouse
is actually attractive. But in an aggressive and filthy way. I think I'm a masochist. Cause all I can think about is her tying me up.
Yeah I would imagine she would do that...
I also imagine Lily Allen would take it up the arse down an alleyway. I'd still do that mind.
I agree on her music
I quite like her stuff, its definitely listenable. But I disregarded that for one minute.
Yeah, her voice is pretty spectacular
I want her voice :(
We had this conversation
at work the other day.
And you concluded?
I'd forgotten to order the stationery.
I like the Winehouse though.
The whole 'looks like she'd be filth'
thing bores me.
But she looks a bit like Dee Snyder so yes I would.
why does it bore you?
Because it's a tired comment
is bandied around a lot and is a bit bullshit.
I'd prefer a woman who would be 'filth' but you wouldn't be able to tell without getting that far rather than some trotter who is all sex on the outside.
or something
:(
ewwwwww
you want to get it on with
jonny depp! he's like 40!
he is soooo attractive though
*sigh* mmmm
Nobody would say no
to Johnny Depp.
Not whatshisface. Spike, from Buffy. He's getting on a bit, is he not?
Nor*
I think I could say no
I think you LIE.
Prove it.
...Just you wait.
I'm gonna be watching and waiting for you to lie now, JUST SO I CAN.
stalker.
I certainly am.
I need someone new to stalk after i officially "met" junkstaposition. It takes away some of the fun..
Nah
I'd rather go with Julia from Million Dead. Hey
yes.
saw her playing pool in catch.
she's hot.
I saw her in Stoke Newington
and I thought she was hot too.
I
live above her.
she used to be pretty.
now she looks........ like a tinker.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/07/winehouse270706_544x600.jpg
a tinker?
huh
When i saw her she looked like the left hand side example
she does look better now i have to say
the one on the left is her now
She's not quite so skeletony
(Y)
sho looks horrible in both those photos!!
she looks gorgeous on the right
IMO
well your opinion stinks!
your bum stinks
Yep
Right hand picture: Hot Figure
Left hand picture: Tattooed Skeletor
she has a man-face
I wish i had her legs
on the left hand picture. Although I'd never ever go for a girl so thin. It's a funny ol' world..
why? have you got something stuck in your teeth?
No
But a childhood of much walking/running/other leg thingies built up some crazily muscular thighs/calves which are ridiculously unattractive.
you're joking
her legs look terrible on the left. Knees thicker than thighs is not good.
There's a serious point to be made here but I don't think I'm the one to make it.
her legs on
the left hand picture are disgusting though...
Better than mine.
My mother often calls me "thunder thighs". :(
some men like that
Not in my experience. :(
i really
find skinny legs v. unattractive. and skinny arses.
i'm sure your legs rool.
I have a big arse.
Yay.
my last proper
girlfriend said she had a big arse. whereas she actually had a great arse.
For an arse to be nice
it has to be big. :(
Mine must be WELL nice
it's huge. :(
she looks gorgeous on the right
and very very silly on the left.
yeah
YEAH
I don't think she'd be a nice person to hang out with though.
Yes but we're talking porking.
I think she looks better on the left. I like the tattoos.
'zactly
she's a more palatable version of brody dalle.
Brody Dalle has a figure though
And a pretty face.
i've got a figure
i've got loads. 7 is my favourite.
With a cross through it?
I don't like these uncrossed sevens..
prude
I always cross 7s
I'm not sure why. I'm not continental or owt. I just feel the need.
dSame.
They look incomplete without it.
They can be mistaken for 1s or 2s sometimes
with my handwriting, if they're not crossed.
brody dalle is engaged to
a 6'3 hump of sheer muscle and rawk, josh homme.
and srsly?
http://www.gamecom.nl/~guus/img/distillers02.jpg
I think winehouse has a really striking face
One that you'd really like to strike>?
Me too.
And yes, seriously
She's a pretty lady.
I'd do both
but winehouse is first pick. and I'd only do brody as I secretly quite want to be josh homme. he's my hero!
Winehouse has a striking face!!
You could strike it with a match.
Can't stand her.
She's further up her own arse than Anne Robinson.
In fact, they could be the implosion double-act.
mine eyes
josh homme
*swoon*
winehouse is MINGING. She looks like she'd wear the same knickers four days in a row and not give a damn.
this is recent
hawt.
http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01/winehousePA_243x327.jpg
that's horrible
she usually looks better than that at least
yes
i would
your username is very appropriate.
bf
If she wore a brown paper bag with a mouth-hole cut into it, over her head.
By which I mean- if single, yes, depending on her personality.
She kissed me once!
Only on the cheek mind.
Was about 6 o'clock in the morning and in a pub.
I soooo should have tried it on.
She has the most irritating voice in known history
And she's too thin. And a bit weird.
Woah there
Pasquale & Jade Goody for starters
Okay, okay
Maybe I was hasty. But it's definitely a contender. it's horrid and whiney and just...man, it irritates me.
yes i would
she is dirty
I think she wouldn't mind
if you pissed on her.
Dirty bitch
With charm like that I'm sure you could take your pick of the pop star ladies.
Are you just saying that you little tease?
No I genuinely believe it.
Thanks
probably
she's quite a rariety in pop music, she actually looks like a REAL FUCKING PERSON.
also, did anyone see her on popworld at the weekend? she had a ridiculous beehive hairdo. amazing.
i saw that
and I undoubtedly would
seeing her on popworld
is actually what prompted this thread. and on friday night project, which despite all my hopes was actually pretty dire.
I have never seen a real person who looks like that
ever.
what i mean is
she isn't a plastic pop singer. she really, really is a proper southgate girl.
Yes
if I were not happily married
yes
yes
oh yeah
I forgot that clause. It was implicit you understand?
no we dont understand
squirm you adulterer squirm
she's quite interesting
I wood
Never met her, so can't really say
But there is nothing sexy about a woman who is so pissed that she would either hit you or spew on you or pass out on you.
Really?
It seems to be working out ok for me.
She has a weird mouth like a hoover.
And can you imagine the RACKET she'd make during sex? No thank you.
Dear god no
it'd be like fornicating with Janice from Friends
Finally
After 153 posts someone points out the obvious likeness! Grim.
I probably still would
She is a little bit scary though.