Damn! My mistake! How stupid do *I* look? It's actually just a really one dimensional record by unambitious post-grunge three piece Reuben.
Gone are their early days, those halcyon times of constant tippings as "next medium-sized thing", days of dumb, catchy, heartfelt crunch-pop wundertunes like 'Scared of the Police' and 'Let's Stop Hanging Out' and in its place is this. It's certainly dumb and crunchy, occasionally catchy and arguably heartfelt, but, and this is a big but, it’s just not nearly as good. Of the 13 tracks here (at 50 minutes, it's hardly "Very Fast" and the only "Danger" is of frustrated boredom), ten are near indistinguishable Helmet rip-offs (the band admit as much in the lyrics to 'Return of the Jedi'), two are low rent Foo Fighting ballads and one is the narrow-mindedly-titled 'Every time a Teenager Listens to Drum & Bass a Rockstar Dies', a failed attempt at broadening the album's horizons with a drum machine.
Of the up-tempo numbers, current single 'Keep it to Yourself' is sweet like (Mud)honey and shows that they aren't all that bad, as do a few other nifty riffs and the string coda to 'Nobody Loves You Like I Do'. In fact, they're still fun live - wheeling out the oldies for a little nostalgic pogo - but their entertainment value is mainly thanks to frontman Jamie Lenman's immense affability, a charm almost entirely lacking from this record.
When 'Return of the Jedi' complains about having to quit the band and get a real job, given this album’s workmanlike nature, you’d be hard-pressed to see a difference.
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I think songs like Lights Out, Alpha signal Three and Good Night are great songs. As are the 3 singles they released.
Sometimes I think some people expect too much from Reuben. If I wanna rock hard, and sing along, I put on Reuben, either album, end of story.
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your totally missing the point of reuben. Its fun
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But he really isnt missing the point. This album is trying too hard and frankly fails. Other reviews say so too...try www.joyzine.co.uk and other such sources
But to say this review is stupid belittles the efforts the author had to go through by actually listening to this turgid rock thing.
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now ive heard it all
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their old tunes were "fun"
theyre still "fun" live
occassionally songs on this record are a little fun (eg keep it to yourself)
all of which is in the review.
but most of the record simply ISNT fun.
them whining about having to quit making records, them using shit drum machines, them doing lame ballads
NOT
FUN.
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I agree with zombie crew, it's fun. I love sing along vocals and chugging riffs
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Maybe that's the point of that song, shitty loops and bullshit sounds, fuck this, lets rock you cunts!
Coz if you notice, the loops don't return in the song
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I just feel that most reviewers automatically want to dislike them before they have even heard it, purely for credibility value. This review isn't TOO bad and I think the points are actually genuine but still misses the point. Of course that drum loop at the start of 'Everytime....' is ironic, they're not trying to be Fear Factory or anything!
Also, I don't see how the argument that 'well, other reviews have slagged it off too, just look at these...blah blah blah'' is a valid one. Do you expect people to change their views??
-I really like the new Reuben album
-Oh you don't do you? It's shit!
-Yeah I think it's really good
-But look! The Fly said it was crap!
-Oh yeah you're right. Sorry about that.
Fucking stupid isn't it!!
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Racecar... was my undoubted album of last summer. I know at least 3 DiS scribes who wholeheartedly agree.
This album just doesn't cut the mustard. We thought it was cos Jamie Lenman was really busy being Deputy Editor of DrownedinSound.Raz but it wasn't
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My point is, they are a good band, I've seen them live 7 times and they've never disappointed me. This is only their second album, that's what I mean by the start of their career, sure, it's not a great album, but so many people are writing them off already, give them a chance! The first album was basically a collection of old songs, this one is the difficult second album. I'm eagerly awaiting the third.
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I also hate it when nobody reviewer on an internet try to be Simon Cowell.
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it's not quite "once i killer a man"...
but it's definitely playing from the same rulebook.
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Well...
Your spelling is awful.
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I agree!
'Cept about Nobody Loves You, it's grand.
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One of the best albums of 2005.
Obviously this album was given a once over, and CJ Alcock decided to give it an opinion. You sir, are a penis.
I listened to it once and thought, this... isn't that good. Went back the next day and listened to it. Ended up listening to it about 6 times. Because It is so god damn good!
Theres so many good songs on this album! 'It's All About Control', 'Blamethrower', 'Lights Out'. I picked them at random and all get 10 out of 10 from me!
And as for comparing it with Racecar? Not really something you can do. Its done in a completely different way.
And whats with this 'Nobody Loves You' hating? Its a fantastic song. Obviously not their best but still great!
yes
i am a penis
for writing a review.
have a biscuit.
Yes
You are a penis.
T.F.T.D.
Give it up. It was a poor album best forgotten.
Never
I enjoy it more and more with every listen.
It's ok
But it just ain't racecar... Tenner says Jamie gives it all up for caretaker in the not too
distant future
Awesome Album
Alcock by name, All Cock by nature
Survey says
WRONG.