The Golding Institute: Final Relaxation

This is a very odd record. It manages to be totally terrifying and very funny at the same time. It's a parody of those relaxation tapes you see for sale at the hippy shops that smell nice and sell dreamcatchers.

The twist here is that the relaxation tape wants you to die. An extremely creepy voice guides you through your last 30 minutes saying absolutely ridiculous things like 'put your top teeth over your bottom teeth and bite them off! Bite your teeth off!' and 'you will never be able to cook like a television chef! Your time on earth will be spent failing!'

While this goes on nauseating tones get louder and louder seemingly drilling holes in your brain. Relaxing whale song this ain't. The cd inlay has a special contract that if signed gives all of your estate over to the Golding Institute.

I wouldn't suggest actually buying this, but it's sad that people who are trying new things and ideas are getting no recognition whatsoever while David Gray has a swimming pool full of money like Scrooge McDuck.