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Lenny Krapitz - singer's toilet blockage causes "catastrophic damage"
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Kravitz, currently annoying millions in adverts for Gap, is facing a bill of $333,000 after his toilet's overflowing caused a neighbour's apartment to flood. The bill is based on the cost said neighbour shelled out to repair "catastrophic" water damage, so say the papers filed at Manhatten's State Court.
Lenny, more likely to woo your girlfriend than give his loo a good tickle with the toilet brush, hasn't yet commented. Chances are he'd be full of crap, anyway.
HAR, and, indeed, HAR.
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This is probably the best new story you've ever had, Mr. Diver. Applause all round. -
Lenny Krapitz - singer's toilet blockage causes "catastrophic damage"
Ha! Ha!
Never been a fan of Lenny K.
Cough up pal! -
Lenny Krapitz - singer's toilet blockage causes "catastrophic damage"
This story made my day.
I wasn't a big fan of Kravitz although I didn't mind 'It Ain't Over Til It's Over' (or 'Justify My Love', come to that). Then I saw him at Glastonbury on the Sunday night, with someone who was a massive fan. He started playing 'Always On The Run' (or whatever it's called) and my friend said he would leave as soon as that song finished. I kid you not, he had to admit defeat 20 minutes later and just leave. My brain was attempting to throttle itself by this point, by way of self-preservation... -
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It must have taken a boardroom full of suits quite literally minutes to come up with the title...... -
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If by that you mean my brain and all of a second then yes, it did.
Although, I suppose I could have been subliminally influenced by all the others in this here boardroom of sorts. -
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i like 'conversation' - the b-side to 'save tonight'
but that's it. -
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Me and me mates sometimes will play one of his songs when we're screwing around in the barn. We're shitty too, though. ;-) -
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jus b cuz ur ol lady pines for the cabby hating halfie is no reason to knock barn bands. cheerio bloody wanker. -
Lenny Krapitz - singer's toilet blockage causes "catastrophic damage"
wow this man is so hated -
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Wasn't that Eagle-Eye Cherry? -
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thats because he's crap -
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Kravitz is a good artist, not the greatest but better than a lot of so called artists out there. Just because he isn't plugged all the time by the kiddy music channels................ -
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Kravitz is one of the few 'artists' I can think of who makes music entirely devoid of substance. -
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hes not crap hes better than a lot of other shite music artists out there -
Lenny Krapitz - singer's toilet blockage causes "catastrophic damage"
That comment was totally devoid of intelligence -
Lenny Krapitz - singer's toilet blockage causes "catastrophic damage"
hey kids can I point out he's been clogging the charts with shit for long enough to be sued anyway. its just a news story in some strange parallel that he has actually clogged his own toilet with shit.
Maybe they'll pull Hendrix and Sly Stone's manuscript from his throne. it would explain so much. -
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As far as I'm concerned StevieBoy, Lenny Kravitz is as tasteless and bland as white bread, has nothing to say, and even when he has penned a good tune it still feels strangely empty. Basically it has no soul. This is why I think few people have given him credibility. It doesn't help having the most constipated voice in rock. -
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If only his songwriting were as prolific and as wonderful as his apparent ability to shit... -
Lenny Krapitz - singer's toilet blockage causes "catastrophic damage"
He's more of a wholeweat bread don't you think? Which might explain the blocked toilet.
Why does every singer need to have something to say, or every song need to be some sort of life changing listening experience though? Music is suppose to entertain and be enjoyable, and for the most part he does (in my opinion). Except for maybe that song with Jay Z............
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